الثلاثاء، 8 أبريل، 2008

Yb2a enta akeed fi Farah masri
When to know that you are in an Egyptian wedding!


§ When “gannet el atfal mnazelhom “is written on the wedding invitation.
§ When you see the traditional domyati zaffa “w bsm Allah el ra7man el ra7eem w hnbda2 el Leila “.
§ When the wedding planner gives the bride and the groom the incense burner 3ashan “yb7`ro” each other”.
§ When lots of ppl start gossiping about the bride. “He is more handsome than her”, “her breasts are so flat”, and “her dress is very bee2a“.
§ When the first song is asmaa Allah al 7osna by Hisham Abbas.
§ When the camera man zooms 3la el shabka as if it’s the titanic famous diamond necklace WL ppl are aching to see it.
§ When ppl are always taking photos for the bride and the groom during their first romantic dance bil mobailat saying to themselves “yatara by2olaha eh? “
§ when the Dj always says “3ayzeen es7ab el 3arees wl 3arosa m3ana hena “
§ When you hear hatgawez by Saad el So3`ayar.
§ When the groom mum gives him a tissue saying to him “bera7a hatet3ab ;) “
§ When everyone starts thinking about food saying “hwa emta el buffet? El wa7ed ga3 “and later when they finish it all “bs el akl mknsh ad kda.
§ When the bride mum says to the groom “7`aly balak mnha ” and he replies “di fi 3nia ya tant”
§ When the zaffa is being started _driving them home_ blocking the street causing a traffic jam.

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